| <Nemo> | whoa |
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<Nemo> | i was like downstars |
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<Nemo> | making a sandwich |
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<Nemo> | and i started singing subconsciously |
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<Nemo> | and when i realized that i was making noises |
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<Nemo> | it turned out i was like screaming the theme song to crank yankers |
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<Nemo> | and like |
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<Nemo> | the lady next door called the cops and shit |
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<Nemo> | oh man |
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<Nemo> | :( |
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