| <baboo> | Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town. |
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<JakeD> | Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump. |
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<baboo> | 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way. |
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<baboo> | I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC. |
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