| <toqer> | hey germ, I think you would like my wifes friend michelle |
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<Germ> | does she like sex |
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<toqer> | next time you're out here, we need too hook you two up |
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<Germ> | No thanks i dont like being "hooked up" |
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<toqer> | she like sex, weed, and eating |
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<Germ> | eh |
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<Germ> | wait how much eating? |
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