<&Dynamic_Inc> | ive decided to play a huge prctical joke on my friends |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | ima slip 2 of them the date rape drug when they are REALLY drunk |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | then with the help of my other friends, strip them naked, and put them in bed together, spooning |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | beat one of them on the ass, so when they wake up its sore |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | and smear some blood and poop on the sheets |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | there gunna wake up and be like "O.O fuck." |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | one of them will turn gay because of it |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | and they will both act wiered for years |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | then like 5 years down the road |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | ill tell them the truth |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | and then run like fuck |
<&Dynamic_Inc> | its gunna be great |
<%Airegorne> | can i help? |
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