| l{KomienD> | Who has a crack for Spider-Man? |
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paper_bag> | who has english lessons in an hour? |
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vitallwrk> | who has to work right now |
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paper_bag> | who let the dogs out |
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nexxai> | Who is getting pussy tonight? |
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paper_bag> | im getting hand |
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nexxai> | paper_bag: jerking yourself off doesn't count |
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paper_bag> | blast :( |
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paper_bag> | guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight |
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