<+Psylent> | It turned out to be a good night in any case |
<+Psylent> | and yes, this is all a thinly veiled ruse to boast about my new girlfriend |
<SteamedHams> | you can't use irc AND have sex |
<SteamedHams> | irc shoots out invisible rays that kill your sperm |
<egg> | that's good |
<+Psylent> | that's very good |
<egg> | you don't need to use protection |
<SteamedHams> | yeah, let the aids flow |
<egg> | he's not african |
<SteamedHams> | ahaha, his girlfriend knows that better than anyone |
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