<below> | i'm going to kill my roommate. |
<Aven> | Kill kill kill |
<below> | he's going to die for this one |
<Aven> | Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE! |
<below> | you are? |
<below> | wtf?! |
<below> | how many fingers am i holding up? |
<Aven> | 2 |
<Aven> | But I don't think ones a... oh god. |
<below> | yes. |
|
* Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen. |
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