| <Dillinger> | i think i'm going to try that at the mall |
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<Dillinger> | wear a tower costume |
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<Dillinger> | and have a friend ram into me at full speed |
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<Orestes> | You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman. |
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<Dillinger> | or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground |
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<Dillinger> | and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH" |
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<Dillinger> | and then fucking run. |
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