| <ParadoX> | lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump |
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<ParadoX> | he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny |
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<ParadoX> | HAHAHA |
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<Phucker> | Owned. |
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