| <Rick^y> | shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang |
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<Rick^y> | so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it |
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<illy> | yumm... |
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