| <inflex> | the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body |
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<inflex> | that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking |
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yourself |
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<inflex> | wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick |
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<inflex> | and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable |
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