<DAL9000> | he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times |
<Wronski> | DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times. |
<DAL9000> | Wronski: think about it. |
<DAL9000> | if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help |
<DAL9000> | then he's prolly not using very much of his brain |
<natescape> | b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway |
<natescape> | his 10% was probably located closer to his ass.... |
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