| <@koenig> | I just had a very fun time with a telemarketer who called my home. |
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<@koenig> | She was telling me that I had "won in a drawing" and that I might have won a Hummer or a trip to Orlando and some other crap. |
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<@koenig> | So I said, "Hey, them Hummers is sure nice." |
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<@koenig> | "Oh yes," she replies. |
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<@koenig> | "I bet they can haul a lot in them Hummers." |
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<@koenig> | "Oh certainly." |
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<@koenig> | "Do you think they could hold something that was like 6' long?" |
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<@koenig> | "Most likely." |
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<@koenig> | "And weighed like 150-200 lbs.?" |
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<@albus> | oh dear. |
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<@koenig> | "Possibly." |
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<@koenig> | "Well, I'll cut right to hte chase. Do you think they could carry a dead body?" |
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<@koenig> | "Uhhhh." |
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* albus hears police sirens. |
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<@koenig> | :) |
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<@albus> | you should use her as a reference when you apply for a security clearance. |
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<@koenig> | Well you realize I didn't actually claim to HAVE a dead body.  I was purely curious, in case I get into the funeral service business. |
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<@koenig> | It's my new idea, "Die With Style, Inc." where instead of a hearse you drive out in a Hummer. |
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<@albus> | ... |
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