| InVerSeX> | I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once. |
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The_Spunn> | did it hurt? |
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InVerSeX> | No, I didn't close the lid. |
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InVerSeX> | It was only a 14" scanner. |
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The_Spunn> | Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing. |
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InVerSeX> | Exactly. |
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The_Spunn> | I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most. |
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InVerSeX> | Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy. |
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