| <reuben> | somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away |
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<reuben> | i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob |
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<cristobal> | why don't you put ice on the stairs |
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<cristobal> | and heat up the door knob |
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<cristobal> | and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer |
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<cristobal> | then a few years later, fade from the public eye..... |
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