| tom> | why do girls get grossed out when you say you've tried to suck your own dick? |
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Kanddak> | lol |
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Kanddak> | are you saying you've tried to suck your own dick |
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tom> | today in journalism these girls tied my shoelaces together |
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tom> | so I bend down to untie them |
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tom> | and she pushes my head down |
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tom> | and I'm like "believe me, I've tried about a million times, it's not going to work" |
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