| <Jimmothi> | damint |
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<Jimmothi> | i drew on some plastic |
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<Jimmothi> | then it rubbed off on my hand |
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<Jimmothi> | i never noticed and slept on it and now its all up my face and ear |
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<Jimmothi> | i look like a smurf gave me a facial |
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