| <dhar> | you know how I started work at that Italian restaurant last week? |
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<Curris> | yeah |
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<dhar> | it's called Ristorante Tiberian and I never the Command & Conquer reference until I had this customer in |
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<dhar> | he came in wearing a t-shirt with a red logo on it |
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<dhar> | and when I served him he said "praise kane" |
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<dhar> | I was so confused, I thought he was like some religious nut |
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<dhar> | when I delivered his food I noticed the logo on his shirt was the NOD logo |
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<Curris> | hahaha |
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<dhar> | I almost dropped his plate cos I was laughing so much |
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