| <wilywampa> | dazey said i'm almost out of money and said i need to get a job |
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<wilywampa> | i said i could steal money instead |
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<wilywampa> | and she asked from whom |
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<wilywampa> | i said "from old ladies, i can steal their money and beat them to death" |
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<wilywampa> | and she said "that's awful, why would you do something like that?" |
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<wilywampa> | i said "because babies don't have money" |
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