| <dreawn> | I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L |
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<dreawn> | err 10 K |
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<dreawn> | so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler. |
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<Marmalade420> | so i need is polar bear semen |
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<Marmalade420> | and i can get money |
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<Marmalade420> | all |
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<dreawn> | well, prize-winning bull semen. |
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<dreawn> | you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large creatures and try to sell it |
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<Marmalade420> | sure |
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<dreawn> | nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some bull gravy out of a tin pail |
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<dreawn> | nope, nothing at all. |
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