| <jre> | My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance. Is it anthrax? |
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<Zeluth> | what does it smell like? |
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<jre> | Like semen |
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<Zeluth> | you have anthrax |
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<jre> | The carton of milk was filled with some sort of milky-white liquid. Is it anthrax? |
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<Zeluth> | How good at you are pancake making? |
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<jre> | Terrible. |
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<Zeluth> | its anthrax |
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<jre> | I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch makes. Is it anthrax? |
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<Zeluth> | try inserting the paper disc in your urethra |
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<jre> | Done, but I can't get it out now. |
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<Zeluth> | congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax |
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<jre> | I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white powder. An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin now" and that "Allah is great". Is it anthrax? |
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<^Vulpix^> | jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE |
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