| <Cyberllam> | today has been about nothing but good news |
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<Cyberllam> | earlier i found out that I was pregnant with twins |
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<juntog> | are they mine? |
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<HaLLowCat> | they better not be |
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<Cyberllam> | no, but they can be, for the low, low price of 3 low payments of 29.95 each |
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