| <Apollo-> | ok, now this is messed up...I work on the 8th floor, I got on the elevator on 1, I was the only person on. I farted, the elevator stops at 2 and someone gets on and rides all the way up to 6 |
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<TenBaseT> | I hate that. |
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<TenBaseT> | did you try to cover? |
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<Apollo-> | No, but I thought about it |
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<Apollo-> | he had a bag of burger king food, I almost said "Man, your food reeks" |
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