| RonilWazlib> | man that sucked |
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RonilWazlib> | if your girlfriend tells you she feels fat and hugs you for moral support, do not start jiggling her butt in an attempt to find the natural frequency of fat |
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RonilWazlib> | and if she asks, DO NOT tell her what you are doing |
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