| <Man_Loner> | I had the best masturbation ever today too |
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<Man_Loner> | I had the magazine open in front of me, at a really great picture |
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<Man_Loner> | My eyes were rolling back in my head |
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<Man_Loner> | I let out a deep moan |
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<Man_Loner> | And then the man in the shop asked "Are you going to buy that?" |
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