| <ryano> | i ain't drank dick for shit in months |
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<reston> | try a lemondrop bodyshot |
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<reston> | get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka |
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<reston> | and then eat a lemon |
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<jonathans> | is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots |
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<reston> | yea jon |
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<reston> | but its good |
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<jonathans> | sugar instead of salt |
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<jonathans> | lemon instead of lime |
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<jonathans> | a chick instead of your hand |
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<jonathans> | its beginning to make sense to me. |
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