<+darthpony> | geez dude |
<+darthpony> | with my last gf |
<+darthpony> | I made the most terrible fruedian slip |
<+darthpony> | we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please" |
<+darthpony> | instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch" |
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