| <TehFattyLove> | Oh dear god.. |
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<TehFattyLove> | NOOO! |
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<TehFattyLove> | Fucking eh |
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<infinitevalence> | ?? |
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<infinitevalence> | you ok |
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<TehFattyLove> | A fly was flying around.. It was on the other side of the room and was coming at me |
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<TehFattyLove> | I saw it.. like in slow mo.. then it like hit my face.. so naturaly I tried to get away.. |
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<TehFattyLove> | but was sitting down.. so instead of dodging it.. |
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<TehFattyLove> | I flippe backwards out of my chair.. Â and crashed my head on the ground |
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<TehFattyLove> | When I got up I felt somethign wet on my head and I was like "FUCK!" thinking I busted my head open.. |
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<TehFattyLove> | But I reach back tehre and the fucker was crushed in my hair |
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<TehFattyLove> | It was awesome. |
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