<lWolfl> | So I meet this chick, right |
<lWolfl> | And she's like "what do you want?" |
<lWolfl> | So I say, "I wanna stick my little wood elf in your forest!" |
<lWolfl> | And she's like "Die Fetcher!" |
<lWolfl> | and I'm like "woah, bitch! calm yo' ho ass down!" |
<lWolfl> | and i stab her in the face |
<lWolfl> | and she dies |
<lWolfl> | Then I'm like "told ya slut, don't mess with dis" |
<lWolfl> | and i take her clothes and her money and leave her ass in a gutter |
<lWolfl> | but instead of pawning the shit, i end up trying it on |
<lWolfl> | and thats the story of how i got this cool green skirt in Morrowind |
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