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Chat 19345 by Anonymous on 25/02/2011

<lWolfl> So I meet this chick, right
<lWolfl> And she's like "what do you want?"
<lWolfl> So I say, "I wanna stick my little wood elf in your forest!"
<lWolfl> And she's like "Die Fetcher!"
<lWolfl> and I'm like "woah, bitch! calm yo' ho ass down!"
<lWolfl> and i stab her in the face
<lWolfl> and she dies
<lWolfl> Then I'm like "told ya slut, don't mess with dis"
<lWolfl> and i take her clothes and her money and leave her ass in a gutter
<lWolfl> but instead of pawning the shit, i end up trying it on
<lWolfl> and thats the story of how i got this cool green skirt in Morrowind
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