| <Ned> | rofl |
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<Ned> | Sud N' Fud |
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<Ned> | When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead |
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<CB[UN1]> | you forgot the usual line |
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<CB[UN1]> | "hey stop im only 12" |
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<iXlBluelafk> | lol |
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<iXlBluelafk> | i usually get "woof bark bark" |
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