| Dizzy> | so i was talking to my bro down in his room right |
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Dizzy> | and i look down and see an empty condom wrapper |
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Dizzy> | and he knows i see it |
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Jak> | lol |
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Dizzy> | he goes "i bought them just in case, and i tested one" |
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Dizzy> | what does he mean by "tested"??? |
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Jak> | oh god |
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