| <delmore> | i just fucked a chick i know,she squirted in my face, he he, how cool is that? |
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<@Manyiu> | you didnt leave this chan for the last two hours |
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<@Manyiu> | and you werent idle for a min |
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<@_razor_> | so you were fucking her and typing on irc? |
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<delmore> | nah, i was typing when she was sucking me off |
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<@UncleMart> | Laptops are good for that, get the girl in doggy and place it on her ass so you can fuck and be on IRC at the same time |
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<@Manyiu> | this makes this story of yours far less plausible than the drug one |
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<@_razor_> | lolol |
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