Bulrog_Cartman> | Well, my sister got in an argument with her boyfriend in Monday, and when he walked out the door she punched the window in anger |
LitlMsScareAll13> | o_O |
Bulrog_Cartman> | Lost some blood, got light-headed, I had to call 911 |
LitlMsScareAll13> | Wonderful. |
Bulrog_Cartman> | Her right hand is all bandaged up now, she won't be using it for 10 days |
Bulrog_Cartman> | She gets to pay for the window too, although she can easily afford that |
Bulrog_Cartman> | and she works with her mouth, so the hand won't be a huge problem |
Bulrog_Cartman> | wait, that came out wrong |
LitlMsScareAll13> | .......... |
Bulrog_Cartman> | She's a telemarketer |
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