| Bulrog_Cartman> | Well, my sister got in an argument with her boyfriend in Monday, and when he walked out the door she punched the window in anger | 
| LitlMsScareAll13> | o_O | 
| Bulrog_Cartman> | Lost some blood, got light-headed, I had to call 911 | 
| LitlMsScareAll13> | Wonderful. | 
| Bulrog_Cartman> | Her right hand is all bandaged up now, she won't be using it for 10 days | 
| Bulrog_Cartman> | She gets to pay for the window too, although she can easily afford that | 
| Bulrog_Cartman> | and she works with her mouth, so the hand won't be a huge problem | 
| Bulrog_Cartman> | wait, that came out wrong | 
| LitlMsScareAll13> | .......... | 
| Bulrog_Cartman> | She's a telemarketer | 
 
     
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