| <LOAF> | So, I'm out back in the alley |
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<LOAF> | I figure I'm alone, right |
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<LOAF> | And it's completely dark |
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<LOAF> | And I see a tiny round silhouette on the ground |
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<LOAF> | Now, we've all been there: is it a coin or is it a splotch? |
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<LOAF> | Do you bend over or don't you? What do you do? You have literally nanoseconds to figure it out. |
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<LOAF> | But it was dark, damned dark, so the call was all the much harder. |
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<LOAF> | And my brain gave the final instructions: coin, go for it, assume it is a coin. |
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<LOAF> | And so I did. |
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<LOAF> | And it was. |
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<LOAF> | Which made me ever so pleased with myself |
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<LOAF> | Which made me decide to do a little hop-and-spin and hold the coin up in the air |
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<LOAF> | Which I did |
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<LOAF> | And as I spun around and put the coin up in the air, there was a homeless guy digging through the dumpster, now staring at me. |
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<LOAF> | And he clapped. |
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<LOAF> | I offered him the coin, but he said I'd earned it. |
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