| <_zYpurv> | omg |
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<_zYpurv> | now i know what i am going to do with this property i'm gonna inherit |
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<_zYpurv> | a female-only apartment house for students |
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<_zYpurv> | of course |
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<_Marax> | with hidden cams |
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<_zYpurv> | and a 'private' pool on the roof |
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<_Marax> | and machineguns |
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<_zYpurv> | and a robot |
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<_Marax> | in case their really big boyfriends finds the cams |
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<_zYpurv> | nah i'll make the robot a sex toy and then they won't want boyfreinds anymore |
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