| <@isosceles> | im at the pharmacy |
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<@isosceles> | getting sleeping pills for my wife |
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<@isosceles> | and then i realize: i need to get vaseline (for chapped skin/oil pastel) and baby wipes (for makeup removal) |
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<@isosceles> | but then i stopped, after realizing how horrible that would look at the register |
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