| <dr_rotcod> | he's an ex marine and i was drunk so i said, "alright marine, kill me with one touch!" |
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<hakan> | holy shit. wrong thing to say |
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<dr_rotcod> | and all the sudden i was in some weird hold having my shoulder ripped apart |
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<dr_rotcod> | and then i fell on the ground laughing/crying |
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<hakan> | did it break?? |
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<dr_rotcod> | he looked at his hands and went, "oh my god! the demons of the american military have shone through and i am hopeless!! HOPELESS" |
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