/ lots

Chat 22166 by Anonymous on 04/10/2011

<zackeh> Shit. Gym assignment.
<zackeh> Why would you need good flexibility in your regular lifestyle?
<zackeh> In case I find a $50 bill on the floor?...and need to bend to pick it up.
<darkmonkey> SEX LOL
<darkmonkey> say sex...DO ITDOITDOITDOIT
<zackeh> Okay. I'll write something + sex
<darkmonkey> for wierd positions
<zackeh> LOL.
<darkmonkey> like when she has her feet over your shoulder
<darkmonkey> so she has a better orgasm
<darkmonkey> (fuck that's good.)
<zackeh> LOLOL.
<zackeh> LMAO.
<darkmonkey> say that..see what your gym teacher says
<zackeh> Done. Having improved flexibility can help you throughout your daily activities. Examples of activities that require a good flexibility is during sexual intercourse. For instance, each position needs good flexibility to acquire the perfect "feeling." One being when the girl has her feet over your shoulder, which results in an extreme orgasm.
<zackeh> He'll probably laugh. My gym teacher is a joker.
   Comments (0) Topics:

    Similar:

    Chat 13357heheheoppsomglolz133t: ok if you're going to hunt fellow dorm members to feed on, would you get a girl, fuck her then eat her?  My f...
    Chat 8545Narcissus: Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night ...
    Chat 23307+Toujiron: Probably best day. .. %Misty: What happened? ...
    Chat 4840cameltoe: Best resignation letter ever: ...
    Chat 23074baka.yuki: i kinda want to explain to her about the positrons in bananas ...
    Chat 13572DW: So, I had to get a colonoscopy today ...
    Chat 12310TANK Ex Mortis: I HATE WINDOWS!!!11one .. AkiraBlast45387: ha ...
    Chat 20745akari: it went kinda like this .. akari: "what, a game developer? you wanna learn to make pacman and tetris clones? yo i can teach yo...
    Chat 15668PoPsI: Today in english, my teacher asked us to write down one thing we regretted or wondered what would've happened if we had done som...

    Recent Searches:

    Help us Spread the Word: