| <Lanklwar> | man |
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<Lanklwar> | a girl once asked me |
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<Lanklwar> | what it feels like |
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<Lanklwar> | to have an erection |
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<Boxthor> | .... |
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<Lanklwar> | and I couldn't figure a way to explain it to her |
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<Lanklwar> | they had asked other guys |
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<Lanklwar> | and they were like |
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<Lanklwar> | "we came to you because you know how to word stuff right" |
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<Lanklwar> | and I was like |
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<Lanklwar> | uhhhhhh |
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<Lanklwar> | it gets hard |
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