| <farlax> | damn... my GF had another prolapse... last night she was going pretty hard, and it just happened... |
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<yot> | ... |
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<toowan> | an anal prolapse? like mr. goatse? |
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<farlax> | DAMMIT!!! RELAPSE!!! SHE HAD A RELAPSE OF HER ASTHMA SYMPTOMS WHILE RUNNING HOME! |
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