| <Babushka> | i have to piss |
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<nash> | then go piss :P |
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<Babushka> | i can't |
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<nash> | why not |
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<Babushka> | because...there's a baby spider that is using my right pant's leg as a mooring for his web...i don't want to ruin his work |
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<nash> | ahhaha |
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<Babushka> | i haven't left this seat for nearly three hours. i better have a damn good excuse for my husband when he gets home and asks why the fuck i pissed myself |
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