| mistik> | Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my hand tonight. :p |
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TheGreatDrunkMonkey> | I have a date with Myra |
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TheGreatDrunkMonkey> | Myra Hand |
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TheGreatDrunkMonkey> | And her Asian friend, Lo Shen |
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Deranged> | Then her friend Tish Shu will clean up the mess afterwards. |
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