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* Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. |
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* One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! |
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* His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: |
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Titanic> | $29.99 |
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Clinton> | $29.99 |
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Titanic> | Over 3 hours to read |
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Clinton> | Over 3 hours to read |
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Titanic> | The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. |
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Clinton> | The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. |
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Titanic> | Jack is a starving artist. |
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Clinton> | Bill is a bullshit artist. |
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Titanic> | In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. |
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Clinton> | Ditto for Bill. |
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Titanic> | During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. |
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Clinton> | Ditto for Monica. |
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Titanic> | Jack teaches Rose to spit. |
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Clinton> | Let's not go there. |
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Titanic> | Rose gets to keep her jewellery. |
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Clinton> | Monica's forced to return her gifts. |
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Titanic> | Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. |
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Clinton> | Clinton doesn't remember Jack. |
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Titanic> | Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. |
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Clinton> | Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. |
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Titanic> | Jack surrenders to an icy death. |
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Clinton> | Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing |
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