| <aestetix> | This is more of a good birthday present idea which lead to my mate getting dumped by his GF. |
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<aestetix> | She couldn't afford buying him a bday present, so she gave him a bunch of slips for meals, massages, blowjobs etc. |
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<aestetix> | She dumped him because for weeks he'd pull out a blowjob slip everytime they'd have an argument. |
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