| <Helen> | Well my husband never yells at me |
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<Helen> | Neither he swears nor say rude stuff to ppl |
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<Helen> | And he almost never stays late by computer |
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<Helen> | And he never cheats on me and never goes to that horrible drinking places like pubs and stuff |
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<Helen> | Isn't he great?! ^_^ |
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<DialSoft> | Hmmmm.......... |
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<DialSoft> | Try poking him with a stick |
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<DialSoft> | He seems pretty dead |
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