| <krypt> | note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight |
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<Bigbacon> | did you? |
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<krypt> | yeah |
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<krypt> | i told her best friend last night |
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<Bigbacon> | what was her responce? |
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<krypt> | her best friend was like |
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<krypt> | 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough' |
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<krypt> | then i was like |
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<krypt> | 'she has small boobs with big nipples too' |
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<krypt> | and her friend was like |
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<krypt> | I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF |
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