| <Stueh> | Dear Penis, |
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<Stueh> | I don't think I like you anymore. |
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<Stueh> | You used to watch me shave, now all do is stare the the floor. |
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<Stueh> | It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. You know, that's all we needed to get by. |
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<Stueh> | But now it seems that things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame. |
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<Stueh> | Oh penis, I don't like you anymore. |
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* Penis blinks |
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<Penis> | Dear Stueh, I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before. |
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<Penis> | Why can't we just get a grip on our mand to hand relationship? Come to terms with truly how we feel? If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever. |
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<Penis> | Oh Stueh... I still like you... Let's work on it... |
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<Stueh> | Dear penis, I think I like you after all. |
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<DamnedPixie> | Man... that was touching |
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<Stueh> | You're telling me... |
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