| <lolage> | Holy shit. Most epic idea ever. |
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<lolage> | In the history of mankind. |
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<lolage> | A rocket-coffin. |
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<lolage> | You get put in standing upward. Door gets closed and you get launched into the sky |
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<lolage> | with a parachute attached to your body |
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<lolage> | the door blows in mid air |
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<lolage> | parachute autodeploys |
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<lolage> | you float, dead; down into someones garden |
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<oohal> | lolage, you've got issues |
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<lolage> | Oh man. I'd better get started on the blue prints. |
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