| <%PortoRob> | okay, this is a good story |
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<%PortoRob> | the pastors daughter and i fooled around |
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<%PortoRob> | and it involved carrots |
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<%PortoRob> | in her |
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<%PortoRob> | when we were done, we put the carrots back in the fridge |
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<%spock1104> | LOL |
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<%PortoRob> | and her mom put them in stew that night |
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<%spock1104> | oh man |
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<%spock1104> | that's awesome |
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<%PortoRob> | so we're at the table, eating, and KJ and are trying not to laugh as her mother, sister, two brothers, and father eat carrots that were only hours before firmly embedded into her vagina |
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