| <spikeo> | a part of me wishes everyone could have seen that |
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<spikeo> | and another part of me doesnt |
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<spikeo> | ok i have really itchy pubic wig atm (not lice, before you ask) |
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<spikeo> | so i tried my clippers on it |
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<Gecko`> | that part being your ELBOW |
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<spikeo> | didn't realise they don't *do* long hairs |
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<spikeo> | and my fucking shaver got tangled to my crotch |
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<spikeo> | and was trying to kill me |
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<Emmeh> | rofl |
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<Rel^Slacking> | lol |
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<spikeo> | i was like bicentennial man |
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<spikeo> | or kryten trailing his groinal attachments |
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<spikeo> | i can laugh now |
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<spikeo> | but |
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<spikeo> | NO BABIES FOR ME |
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<spikeo> | :'( |
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<Rel^Slacking> | Thats prolly a good thing |
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